what if every time hannibal made a subtle cannibalism joke he just turned and looked at the camera like in the office
*Googles big word before I fuck around and use it injudiciously*
my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life
in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
there’s a difference between talking back and defending myself thank you
and wheeen you go
would you have the guts to say
i don’t love you
like i loved you
So I was on the train today and these two black guys were having a conversation not even that loud and said “nigga” like once when this white lady turns around and says “How do you think MLK Jr. would feel about you using that kind of language” and one of the guys snaps back and said “Idk maybe if your people didn’t shoot him I would know”
what if hannibal gave a guest talk at the academy and started it off with
“good morning my name is hannibal lecter and welcome to my hannibal lecture”
when cool blogs follow me i get so nervous like is this funny post yes will reblog this picture ha ha laughs
After watching/reading a lot of shoujo, all of my reactions/emoticons are really kawaii or sparkly.
- men get into something not aimed at their gender: get special titles like "brony." recognition by creators. heralded for defying gender appeal. get documentary.
- women get into something not aimed at their gender: not real fans. probably secret friend zone warriors deadset on erasing men from the human race. get insulting demeaning memes and sexual harassment.
i wanna call so many people out on their shit but i cant because i also dont wanna be a douchebag
Can I still be considered a part of the Star Trek fandom even though I’ve only seen the new movies?
I’m guessing not, but I’d still really love to be one of you guys. (Especially considering I was 9 when the last movie (before the 2009 one) came out. So hopefully I can be forgiven for that.)
the star trek fandom might be the nicest so far wow
good job star trek fandom you keep truckin on
It amazes me that I can accurately type at top speed without looking at my keyboard but still pour water down my shirt cause I missed my mouth.
Imagine your icon fighting the person below this post’s icon to the death.
I can’t decide if I want to cosplay Merle from Escaflowne.
Yes? No????? On one hand she’s really cute and it would be fun.
But on the other hand she’s a catgirl?? I don’t know how I feel about dressing up as a cat?
how am I expected to make real life decisions when I still go up the stairs on all fours
I love when people love their dads and have great relationships but i cant stop myself from feeling a little pissed.