“I am trying to see things in perspective. My dog wants a bite of my peanut butter chocolate chip bagel. I know she cannot have this, because chocolate makes dogs very sick. My dog does not understand this. She pouts and wraps herself around my leg like a scarf and purrs and tries to convince me to give her just a tiny bit. When I do not give in, she eventually gives up and lays in the corner, under the piano, drooping and sad. I hope the universe has my best interest in mind like I have my dog’s. When I want something with my whole being, and the universe withholds it from me, I hope the universe thinks to herself: "Silly girl. She thinks this is what she wants, but she does not understand how it will hurt.”—THEORIES ABOUT THE UNIVERSE by Blythe Baird (via young-wanderer)
If it actually started raining men I think I’d just start crying and be really terrified and not leave my house and just curl up into a ball and pretend I couldn’t hear the slamming of bodies falling upon my roof under no circumstances would I think “hallelujah”
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nail polish on fingernails: 2 days nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite
So the only ships I REALLY ship are in BTS, though I’ll list my VIXX ones too~ Namjin is my OTP~ Yoonmin Vhope Yoonseok aaand Homin. (though sugaxV is good too? And sugamonster? Kookie doesn’t get shipped with anyone because he is a fetus.)
And in VIXX I kinda ship RavixLeo? (Reo? WONKWOON??) aaaand HBxLeo? aaaaaaand NxEverybody . . . . . (and KenxMe)
"if feminists want equality does this mean we can punch women now?" go ahead chicken shit punch me in the fucking face. i will shove your entire upper body into your own ass and make you fuck yourself from the inside out